rarely-asked questions!

these are questions that I've only been asked once or twice, but which seem especially interesting.



why do you hate fish?

since I was a little kid, I have been unable to eat fish. I gag at the taste of shrimp, cod, tuna, literally anything that came from the ocean, except for snow crab. I have no clue why, and I want to be able to love fish, but I truly just can’t. One of my goals for this year is to learn to love eating fish. several unsuccessful attempts have already been made in the past few months, but I am still determined. I love the ocean and fish and sea life, and my favorite animals are whale sharks, so maybe my body is just betraying me out of loyalty to them, but idc I will keep trying anyways!



what is your workout routine?

i don't workout.... BUT! i love hiking and running and go to the gym with friends sometimes. i don't really feel a need to improve my body, and i'm active enough to where i'm not unhealthy. maybe someday i'll get broken up with and crash out and become a crazy body builder or something, but not yet!



if you were jesus, what would your body and blood (bread and wine) be?

crunchwrap and baja blast...



what would you do with a drunken sailor?

early in the morning, I would take care of the poor sailor and give them bread and water, tuck them into bed, and give them a gentle kiss on the forehead <3